Step Brothers is one of the best comedy movie.Step Brothers quotes make everybody laugh.Read out Top 10 Step Brothers memorable Quotes below:-
1.Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you’d like that, you faggot!… I’m sorry, I’m new to this.
2.Dale: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Dale, Brennan: Velociraptor.
Brennan:Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
Dale,Brennan: Good Housekeeping.
Brennan:If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?
Dale,Brennan: John Stamos.
Dale:What !?!
Brennan:Did we just become best friends?
Dale:Yep!
Brennan: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Dale:Yep!
4.Sporting Goods Manager: [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart?
Dale Doback: I don’t know.
Sporting Goods Manager: I can taste it. On my tongue.
Dale Doback: Okay, I’ll be honest with you. I did fart.
Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and… Onion and ketchup.
Dale Doback: It stinks. And this is a small room.
Brennan Huff: Shit.
Sporting Goods Manager: Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
5.Nancy: You yelled “rape” at the top of your lungs.
Brennan:Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, “Lets get it on.”
Dale:That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan:Look, I didn’t touch your drum set, okay?
Dale:I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
6.Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.
7.Robert: When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a f**king dinosaur and get a job”.
8.Brennan: Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
Dale:I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that’s what you mean.
9.Brennan Huff: [mowing lawn, dressed as Nazi] Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?
10.Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
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